Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Beuller...? Beuller...?


It's not midterm week anymore... what's with the hold-up?

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Midterm week

I have only recieved moves from Tony Martin this week. So the waiting game begins, lets try for the weekend.

-Archduke

Friday, January 18, 2008

Builds and Retreats - Winter 1905



England Builds Fleet Edinborough


England Retreats Army to Holland




Russia Destroys Army Armenia


Russia Destroys Fleet Black Sea


Russia Retreats to Finland




Italy Builds Army Venice


Italy Builds Fleet Naples




Austria Builds Army Vienna



Moves for the Spring of 1906 are due on Thursday of Next week, (January 24th)


Godspeed....


Tuesday, January 15, 2008

"This is what happens ...


... when you fuck a stranger in the ass."

Monday, January 14, 2008

All Hail Tom

Hey, everyone, I have an idea. I could try and fight Tom off and and keep Austria from getting into my borders just long enough for someone else to move in and take over. But what would that accomplish. It would just make the game go on so much longer. I've decided on a different path. I'm just going to retreat in the face of the Austrian advance. Like the lemmings, my armies will plummet in the seas. Besides, with that brilliant strategic move of uniting everyone against Russia and France, he really is the only one who deserves to win. In addition to my retreats, I'll be sending the remainder of my navy after England, just to spice things up a bit. Enjoy the Russian Armada Bill.

Sunday, January 13, 2008

An Analysis of the Results

(Inset - Moscow Burning...a sight of things to come? short answer....yes)

German and Turkish Forces continue to be a tipping weight to the scales of stalemated battlefields. Janissary units harass the Russians at every turn. The dockyards at Marsailles burn with the righteous fire of a pizza oven. While the fields of Warsaw will soon be host to an Austrian Octoberfest (All German Speakers invited).


In the West English fortunes have turned on the head of a pin. Careful guessing and generalship on the part of the Russians have dealt his northern adversary a devastating blow. And yet it is the fall and for each gain, another will lose.


Only after retreats are posted can builds be submitted.


The following builds are due by Thursday:


England controls: London, Edinborough, Liverpool, Kiel, Denmark, Holland


England may build 1 unit



Italy Controls: Tunis, Rome, Venice, Naples, Greece, Smyrna, Marsaillies


Italy may build 2 units



Austria Controls: Budapest, Vienna, Trieste, Rumania, Serbia, Bulgaria


Austria may build 1 unit



France Controls: Spain, Portugal, Paris, Brest, Munichm Belgium


France neither builds nor destroys units



Turkey Controls: Constantinople and Ankara


Turkey neither builds nor destroys units



Germany Controls: Sweden, Berlin


Germany Neither builds nor destroys units



Russia Controls: Norway, Stpeters, Warsaw, Moscow, Sevastapol


Russia must destroy 2 units



God Speed

Results Fall 1905 - Retreats Needed

List of Moves - (Please note that in cases where units were retreated off the board, no red line is pictured, also, in cases where only one option was available for retreat, the unit was simply placed there.)

Austria -

Bulgaria S Smryna -> Constantinople
Serbia -> Rumania
Rumania -> Ukraine
Gallicia S Rumania -> Ukraine
Bohemia -> Munich (bounce)

Turkey -

Ankara S Smyrna -> Constantinople
Smyrna -> Constantinople

Russia -

StP -> Norway
Norway -> NS
Sweden holds (unit dislodged, must retreat)
SIlesia -> Warsaw
Ukraine -> Sevastapol
Armenia S Constantinople -> Smyrna
Constantinople -> Smyrna (bounce, unit dislodged, retreats to Black Sea)

Italy -

WMED -> Spain (cuts support)
GOL S Piedmont -> Marsailles
Piedmont -> Marsaillies
Tuscany -> Piedmont
Aegean -> Smyrna

France -

Marsaillies Holds (dislodged, unit retreats off the board)
Spain S Marsailles (cut)
MAO -> WMED (bounce)
Burgandy S Picardy -> Belgium
ENG S Picardy -> Belgium
Picardy -> Belgium
Munich S Silesia -> Berlin (cut)

Germany -

Baltic Sea C Berlin -> Sweden
Berlin -> Sweden

England -

NS -> London
Belgium -> Burgandy (dislodged, unit mist retreat)
Holland -> Kiel
Denmark and SKAG S Berlin -> Sweden

God Dammit Tony


First your crony revises his moves after the due date, and now yours are 3 days late. Curse your scrapple eating dutch arse.

Friday, January 11, 2008

Waiting....Waiting....

The following countries need to submit moves for fall

Turkey, Russia

shake a leg guys

Saturday, January 5, 2008

Lets get this party started


Happy New Year Folks. The moves for Fall of 1905 are due on Thursday next week. I will be crazy busy from now until the moment I drop dead at the end of the year. After 9 turns the board is getting interesting and the stalemate appears to be lifting. To whose benefit remains to be seen. Lets see how many centers stand to be lost or gained this coming fall.


Happy Hunting.


Pictured here are police in China destroying the Fireworks Damian and Tony tried to use to blow up my car on New Year's eve