France is Open for Awesome

Bonjour! I'm sorry for not responding to the various diplomatic envoys you've sent. My own emissaries have been enjoying some of the mandatory eight weeks of vacation we French take annually. However, my secretary Madeline has returned from holiday on the French Riveria (with a hot tan) and forwarded me all of your queries.



I want to assure you all I will now be available for communiques and will be responding to your diplomatic overtures.

In unrelated news, I'll actually be on vacation for a week starting Saturday, so I move to move next week's deadline. I feel I am doing an excellent job representing the French work ethic.