My scientists have been working around the clock to create a new weapon, capable of removing the souls from my enemies and turning them into priceless diamonds, which will fuel our war effort.
Here is an artists rendering of what a victory by Turkey might look like. Note my fantastic moustache and ponder: how can someone have such an awesome full beard and a handlebar moustache?!
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