Sorry Tony. I'm glad I'm not near your house so you can't do me in a driveby. Rumania is mine, and the sunny shores of turkey will never no the tender caress of a Russian Fleet or army. Didn't my invention of the croussaint tip you off to my true allegiance? alas, it is with regret that I declare open war with you. Perhaps someday we can meet under more felicitious circumstances

(inset - Austrian envoys to Russia, clearly trecherous in nature)

P.S. - Happy Birthday to Bill Gerrard! October 17th! This makes Bill officially 21.