My analysis of the current state of affairs.
In the West, it appears that Germany will be following the fate of her sister state in the south, and will be making an early exit from the game. England, France and Russia have things well in hand...well england and france do.
In the east, a prison style orgy on austria has begun in earnest, and I'd be lying if I said I didn't deserve it. Don't think I'm going down without a fight. Negotiations with Austria are officially closed. I knew it was coming as soon as the two of you hadn't submitted moves by thursday. It was only a matter of time before you had a conversation and realized what a scumbag I was. I think it went something like this
Turkey: Duh, I'm owen
Russia: I'm tired of doing whatever Tom tells me, how about you?
Turkey: Duh, I'm owen
Russia: yeah I know that, but will you support me into Rumania?
Turkey: Duh, I'm Owen
Russia: ok, Tom doesn't suspect a thing...wait, Italy, what do you think
Italy: -silence-
Russia: Craig?
Italy: -silence-
Russia: Is he still playing?
Turkey: Duh, I'm Owen
Italy: what? fuck tom? sure I'm in.
Russia: ok are we all clear in the plan?
Turkey: (in an english accent) I agree that the current state of affairs is satisfactory, Tom will be forced to concede, wholeheartedly, that we are a contentious, litigious and respectable bunch of ragamuffins. As long as I manage to kill Craig by the end of the game I will be heartily satisfied, he is a wiley bird.
Russia: um...what?
Italy: I'm sorry, I missed all that last part
Turkey: Duh, I'm owen
Russia: whatever
Posts
No comments:
Post a Comment