In light of recent events, many in this blog may see myself, the Sultan of the all-powerful Ottoman empire, on the brink of elimination. I would just like to say to you all, that this Ottoman refuses to be used as a simple footstool for resting your muddy boots of betrayal and ethnocentrism. Just because I'm not "European" in the traditional model, doesn't mean I should be gotten rid of. Also, contrary to Tom's picture, posted below, I am not tasty to eat, nor am I in fact a "Delight," as my pseudonym would have you believe.
I can promise you this, I will not go down without a fight, and if I do, at least I have an Imperial Harem in which I will die, surrounded by scores of whores, a-la Sardanopalus. Not a bad way to go at all.
Pictured Below, Owen Landrey, aka Turkish Delight, as painted by Eugene Delacroix
I look forward to doing business with all of you.
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