From this point further, the excellent, Iron Mike Tyson, will be the spokesperson/Supreme General for the great country of Russia. In an interview earlier today, Mr. Tyson was asked, "What do you think of Archduke Tom's move against the Russian Empire?" He replied, "Tom is a conqueror? No. I'm Alexander, he's no Alexander. I'm the best ever. There's never been anybody as ruthless. I'm Sonny Liston. I'm Jack Dempsey, there's no one like me - I'm from their cloth. There's no one that can match me. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!!!!" The reporter followed up with, "Do you think there's a chance that you'll lose to Tom?" Tyson quickly responded, "Perhaps if I chop off my arms."
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