Monday, March 31, 2008

Venetian Liberation

In a move that was a huge boost for the morale of Italian people, el Duce Craigish bestowed upon the commander of the Apulian Army the Medal of Opportunism, commending the commander's ability to move into a territory vacated by a foreign oppressor.



The event's celebration involved fireworks, dancing, food, wine, and love making - all of which the scurvy-ridden Austrian sailors watched from the rotting bow of their ship, bobbing up and down listlessly on the Adriatic.

1 comment:

Archduke Bo von Hazzard said...

Your mom was bobbing up and down listlessly on the Adriatic.