In a move that was a huge boost for the morale of Italian people, el Duce Craigish bestowed upon the commander of the Apulian Army the Medal of Opportunism, commending the commander's ability to move into a territory vacated by a foreign oppressor.
The event's celebration involved fireworks, dancing, food, wine, and love making - all of which the scurvy-ridden Austrian sailors watched from the rotting bow of their ship, bobbing up and down listlessly on the Adriatic.
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Your mom was bobbing up and down listlessly on the Adriatic.
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