One of Us Will Win

I heard it from your own lips, Tom: so long as you remain on the board, there will be no draw. Deutschbritannien (the German name for England is Großbritannien) is committed to coming out on top, and there's nothing your stranded but unassailable little army unit in North Africa can do about it but sit helplessly by.

p.s. it's a good thing that most ancient manuscripts are now located in Paris, Cambridge, Oxford or the Vatican. And, if you think you can pry a single vellum scrap from the Vatican's hands to be fuel for your philistine fire, I'd guess again, Benito.