Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Consider the Turkey


Dearest Italy,

You've currently got your foot on my neck, it's true: but do you really want Turkey for dinner when you could be having Gulash?

A) I'm weak so you've got nothing to fear.
B) It might take you 3 or 4 turns to take my current positions... but you can have them NOW if you choose me.
C) I blame my brother.

Sincerely,
Sultan Barnard the Subpar

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