A Whole New World

Overheard in the Sultan's chambers:

ARCH MARMADUKE: I wish for Romania and Bulgaria!

SULTAN BARNARD: Your wish is granted!

BENITO TOMALINI: I wish for Smyrna!

SULTAN BARNARD: Your wish is granted!

COMRADE DAMIAN: I wish to retain Stevastopol!

SULTAN BARNARD: Your wish is granted!

ARCH MARMADUKE: But Sultan, what will be left for you?

SULTAN BARNARD: I wish to die in the land of my birth.

MARMADUKE, TOMALINI, AND DAMIAN (together): Your wish is granted!