I understand that a turn without retreats must cause significant confusion among the French soldiers... but when can we expect france to to grace us with its presence?
Life isn't all foie gras and chevre: sometimes armies must march several miles before enjoying a cigarette, a brie and butter sandwhich, and emotionless sex with a variety of mustachioed partners (above). Here's a tip: if you leave a trail of bagette crumbs behind you, it will be easy to find your way back to Paris with plenty of time to prepare a party for the Germans.
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