Showing posts with label Illustrated Histories. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Illustrated Histories. Show all posts

Thursday, February 18, 2010

1901 - 1903: An Illustrated History (National Geographic Edition)

OCTO-TONY
France has wielded its naval power so well that it is well up inside the business of not one but two other players by the end of the third year.


THE RUSSIAN BEAR GOES SALMON FISHING
From the very first year of the game, Austria-Hungry has seemingly done everything in its power to leap right into Russia's gaping maw.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Game 4 - An Illustrated Summary

THE FALLEN
"Time and chance happen to them all" - but mostly to these guys.


THE WRONG SIDE OF HISTORY
The ruins of the Italian and Russian empires are now on display in the British Museum.


THE CLUTCH ALLY
Craig rescues Bill from an ugly stalemate, and by doing so narrowly escapes elimination.


THE ENLIGHTENED DESPOT
Bill, on vacation from conquering Europe, inspects the progress of his PEACEFUL, CIVILIAN nuclear program at an underground bunker in Natanz. If you think that I'm working too hard on my vacation, please note the comfy blue slippers.

Great game everyone! Also, huge thanks to Josh for taking the time to moderate.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Spring 1911 - An Illustrated History

THIS ... IS ... RUSSIA!!!
Above: Leo Landrey opts not to go gentle into that good night.

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

1909 - An Illustrated History

DON'T LOOK, CRAIG! KEEP YOUR EYES SHUT!
Italy and his new friend Russia use a visual aid to demonstrate what remains of Turkey's chances for victory.

CHOOSE THE FORM OF THE DESTRUCTOR
A solo victory seems a long shot, but England can't resist the challenge.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

1908 - An Illustrated History

THIRD TIME'S A CHARM
"Again we see there is nothing you can possess which I cannot take away."

WHOOPSIE WAGON
After occupying Venice in 1907, Turkey allows two supply centers to slip through his fingers.

Monday, August 17, 2009

1907 - An Illustrated History

R.I.P.
Owen was in the unenviable position of being situated between a juggernaut and the English navy. Of course, it didn't help that he was distracted by his summer camp duties, which involved wielding absolute power over a malnourished legion in the middle of the godforsaken woods. Mistah Kurtz, he dead.

JUGGERNAUT?
More like jugger-naught.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

1903 - An Illustrated History (Special R.I.P. Edition)



"WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME?!"
I wish I knew, Tom. I wish I knew.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

1902 - An Illustrated History

TICK TOCK TICK TOCK

Matt stocks up on French supply centers so that he stands a chance against the juggernaut -- but in doing so, he abandons Tom to his fate. Don't worry, Tom: it'll all be over soon...


MORE THAN KIN AND LESS THAN KIND

What Owen lacks in familial solidarity, he makes up for in supply centers.

Monday, April 27, 2009

1901 - An Illustrated History

TOM PREPARES A GRACEFUL EXIT
Despite not losing any home centers, and the fact that he once before stared down death as Austria-Hungary and wound up in second place, AND the fact that he would appear to have an ally in Italy, Tom is convinced that he is stillborn. Tom, do not go gentle into that good night...

MY, WHAT BIG ARMIES YOU HAVE, GRANDMA!

All the better to invade you with, my dear.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

1906 - An Illustrated History

R.I.P.

A DRESS REHEARSAL OF LEO'S THESIS DEFENSE

Zzzzzzzzzzz
This blog has become BORING. Where's the smack talk? The insults? The death threats? The schadenfreude? I may have taken it all a bit too far last game, but if you guys aren't going to impugn each other's honor or delight in other's suffering, then you might as well be playing online bridge.

Sunday, February 15, 2009

1904 - An Illustrated History

"FOR HATE'S SAKE,
I SPIT MY LAST BREATH AT THEE"
ABOVE: Tom is regretting voting for that stupid ranking system right about now.



"I GET BY WITH A LITTLE HELP
FROM MY FRIENDS"
ABOVE: Tony cradles his most cherished possession. Now whose security interests are served by an English invasion of Italy, I wonder...


THE PROCESSOR'S PLIGHT
ABOVE: Tony is cracking under the weight of his responsibilities. He shouldn't feel bad, though. Processing is a hard job. Not all men can do it.

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Spring 1902 - An Illustrated History

HAREM SCAREM
Matt, Josh, Owen and Craig perform a good old fashioned Turkish Bone Job on Tom -- a move attempted by yours truly last game, with poor follow-through. In truth, death comes as something of a relief to Tom's harem, as they were all getting sick and tired of being told they needed to watch Battlestar Galactica.

Monday, December 29, 2008

1901 - An Illustrated History (by the Ghost of Diplomacy Past)


CAN'T FIND A BETTER MAN
After being mercilessly and repeatedly betrayed by Tony last game, Damian has returned for a second helping. He dreams in color, he dreams in red...


SUPER BARNARD BROS. SWING SOME PIPE
A successful feint leads the Barnard twins to multiple builds and a tranquil Western flank. As Luigi says at sexual climax, "Yahooooooo!"

Saturday, October 4, 2008

1907 - An Illustrated History (Plus a Vision of Things to Come)


THE ANGLO-GERMAN INVASION HITS A SECOND BRICK WALL...

... FORCING LEO TO SACRIFICE HIS SUPPLY CENTERS TO TONY ...

... THUS ALLOWING THE DYNAMIC DUO TO PLAY OUT THE SICK MARTYRDOM FANTASY THEY CONCOCTED AT THE BEGINNING OF THE GAME.
All that hard work for nothing, eh, Leo? No "aristeia?" No "time?" Is this really how you're going to go out? Like a Trojan dog?

Saturday, September 6, 2008

1905 - An Illustrated History


DAMIAN SUBMITS ORDERS FOR THE WRONG PROVINCE ...
Above: Damian, suffering from a severe case of (strategic) myopia, refuses to trust his only allies on the board and has thereby cooked his own goose.

ALLOWING TURKEY TO SLIP THROUGH OUR FINGERS...
Above: Matt, File Photo - Summer 2002

AS THE DYNAMIC DUO INCH THEIR WAY TO GLORY
Above: Leo and Tony, BFFs.

Monday, August 18, 2008

Spring 1904 - An Illustrated History

SELF-SACRIFICE IS MY MIDDLE NAME
Contrary to widespread and well-founded suspicions that I care only about myself, I do (occasionally) help other people, when it is convenient for me to do so and requires no serious effort on my part. In lieu of fighting a long war with Tony and Damian, I have decided to vacate my supply centers and transfer them to Tom, who I know will put them to good use in combating Tony's Teutonic Treachery. This sacrifice on my part should also partially redress the skewed balance of power created by Craig's early-game absenteeism.

You're welcome.


FOOL ME TWICE ...
LEO: Greetings, Tony! Now if I remember correctly, you skunked me once before.
TONY: You bet I did.
LEO: So, why should I trust you again?
TONY: You shouldn't trust me. I am a skunk.
LEO: Verily! But just to make absolutely sure that I can't trust you, I'm going to trust you once more. Will you promise not to skunk me again?
TONY: No.
LEO: Good enough! (sniffs) Wait a minute ...

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Spring 1903 - An Illustrated History

TOM ON THE ROAD TO DAMASCUS
Don't worry, Matt. Tom has to be back in Rome at 9:00 in order to watch Battlestar Galactica.


H.M.S. LANDREY, KING OF THE NORTHERN SEAS
In the navy ...


DEJA VU ALL OVER AGAIN
Tony and Damian vs. Bill, Round 2. May the better man win.

Again.

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

1901 - An Illustrated History (with pictures!)

The French Minister of Tourism regrets to inform the pleasure-seeking upper classes of Europe that, due to unforeseen circumstances, France will be closed for awesome for the remainder of the season. The Minister of Defense, however, wishes to reassure the armies of Europe that France remains, as always, open for regime change and occupation.


Russia may be going it alone, but he's going with a smile...