Wanted Dead or Alive

Gentleman of Europe,

Yes, I have balls. Big gigantic squirrel nuts. But that is not the issue here. The issue is that we have a terrorist among us. And because we have become divided by our arguments over who should control Europe, we have left this terrorist hang around for far too long. This devious man is hiding out in a cave somewhere in Vienna, training new recruits to undermine the stability of our great continent. I think it is time to take decisive action. We must find him, and capture or kill him. The national security of our continent is at stake here. So whether you bleed English, Italian, Russian, or German blood, it is for the safety of all our peoples, that I ask you all to come together and eliminate this great threat. With his demise, there will be peace and unity, and the end of a hard fought game. And so with that, I grant all of you your terrorist hunting permits. The person to bag Osama Bill Laden, gets a beer and brat on me.