The Partition of Poland

This will be the 101st post of this blog, and I would like to say, regardless of nationality, this has been a remarkably fickle and interesting game so far. and after I stopped and assessed the possibilities, I realized, horror of horrors, it is far from over.

An Assessment of the results Fall 1906 -

Pictured on the left, I have decided to redistrict poland according to a new, more ergonomic design. All Russian citizens will be kept in new G.ood H.ousing E.fficiencies T.errific T.o O.wn (or GHETTOS for short)

In the South, the Austrian governments careful assessment of the "Kill Craig at All Costs" plan, submitted by the Turkish Sultan has not fallen on deaf ears. Let me outline the primary aspects of the plan: (as related by the Sultan himself)

1. Craig must die. - This is the lynchpin of the entire plan, very important, works on several levels

2. Craig can't drive, and therefore can't get away. - An excellent point, a bike simply can't outrun an 8 cylinder Hemi

3. Craig is short. - Again, this plan rings of truth. Bullying short people is natures way of teaching them their place.

4. Craig is in a different time zone, and therefore, cannot be trusted. - correct again, I often wonder if I am talking to a Craig from some alternate timeline, or a future craig. One time he told me the sun had not yet set where he was....where is this strange place? New York's time zone is the only necessary one.

Finally, here is a quote I attribute to Owen, even though he never said it,

"Tom, lets be serious for a minute. Craig wins at everything, he always beats me. One time, when I was at home, he even beat me to the shower...and I don't know how he got in my house at 5am. There are a few things you can count on in this world; The sun will rise in the morning, Dennys will never be good for you, your haircut will never change, and I will wish for Craig's unending suffering...in short Tom, you can count on me."

The West - Larry the cable guy manages to control Berlin, and Sweden as the scandanavian campaign becomes a quagmire for all involved. Russia's epicly swift collapse continues and France's gallant crusade to stay alive continues to baffle all involved by succeeding (in large part due to my treachery)

Stay tuned: midgame awards are on the way.