Russian Builds

Since Tom is busy prancing about on stage in his "play", I thought I'd share my builds with everyone.

Fleet Stevastopol

Army Moscow

Something is rotten in the state of Denmark

Not only is it nutritious, it's fun to hunt too!

This past week just saw the end of another successful turkey hunt in the peaceful state of Maine. The wild turkey, while once on the endangered species list here, has returned to its plentiful numbers, allowing local rednecks and other gun enthusiast the right to hunt the beloved animal once again. I thought to myself, what better way to commemorate this grand occasion then by stabbing my neighbor, coincidentally named Turkey, in the back. Now all I have to do is collect my kill, and get it back to the misses to cook up in time for the holiday meal. I don't know what all of you are planning to eat this Thanksgiving, but I've got my heart set on a big bird named Owen.

Now that's what I call a sticky situation

Winter Adjustment Phase -

Germany has no builds

Italy has no builds

Turkey has not builds

France has no builds

England has 1 build

Russia has 2 builds

Austria must destroy one unit (Army Budapest)

Analysis - No headway has been made against the Germans, it appears a committed alliance will eventually crack him like an egg, but for the moment, Larry's skills are keeping the incompetent jackals that are England and France. The sleeping Giants that are England and France appear to be gaining steam. In the south, the futile assualts of the Italians are a tickle to the austrian front. However it appears a tentative alliance has been forged between the elf and the ruler of a secular Islamic state that currently houses the bulk of american airpower in Iraq. And the Russian has gained two supply centers both at the aid of his former ally and then again at his expense. I look for more Russian troops to march through Vienna and Constantinople soon.

Happy Hunting.

Builds are Due Tuesday

Moves are Due Friday this week.

PS this is the week of the play I am helping with, so please be patient with me posting any further after tonight, I may have to wait till Sunday.

Results Fall - 1902

Austria -

Gallicia - Vienna

Budapeset supports Trieste

Trieste Supports Gallicia - Vienna (cut)

Albania - Adriatic Sea (bounce)

Serbia Supports Rumania - Bulgaria

Italy -

Venice - Trieste (Bounce)

Tyrolia Supports Venice - Trieste

Apullia - Adriatic (bounce)

Ionian Supports Smyrna - Greece

(and craig negates his own existence with his futility)

Turkey -

Smyrna - Greece

Adriatic Convoys Smyrna to Greece

Black Sea Supports Rumania

Bulgaria Supports Smyrna - Greece (cut)

Russia -

Warsaw Holds

StP Holds

Rumania - Bulgaria

Sevastapol - Rumania

Sweden Supports Skag - Denmark

England -

London Holds

North Sea Holds

Norway Supports North Sea

Skag - Denmark

France -

Gascony - Spain

Marsailles - Burgandy

Paris - Picardy (bounce)

ENG holds

Germany -

Munich Holds

Kiel - Denmark (bounce)

Burgandy - Picardy

Belgium S Burgandy - Picardy

Holland - North Sea (bounce)

Waiting on the World to Change

Only Germany Remains needing to submit moves. My email is up and running again, so I should be recieving everything normally right now. Here is a completely unbiased picture of Larry. If I don't recieve moves in some form by Sunday night at 7pm I will process without him.

Speaking of Embarassing Craig...

Pictured Below:

Craig at a gigolo job-training seminar entitled: "Specialty Acts"

Email Sorted Out

Nice Jacket Bill

Well apologies for the delay, Larry and Craig need to resubmit moves, or in craig's case, submit them late again for the first time. I was so hoping that Craig would be caught mastrubating in peanut butter, or whatever the hell it is he does while not taking the 10 minutes necessary a week to sort this out. As his inaction is my gain, alas, Craig, your delay will result in Bill mercilessly torturing you through photoshop. It's good that the only picture of me available was one from high school. Owen's is pretty good too.

I need moves from Italy and Germany emailed to my TMullane@brewsterschools.org account, I have everyone elses and submitted my moves to Damian for reference.

Big talk from Bill Gerrard, ironic really when you bear so striking a resembalence to the american air forces next target, let's hope your drug running family can keep you hidden from the feds for long enough to let you finish this game.

Isn't it always my fault

unfortunatley something is actually wrong with my email. Which means my previous assessment of you clowns was wrong. Please resubmit all moves to my school address

TMullane@brewsterschools.org

Lets go jackasses

I check my mail at 7:48 to find that NOT one of you has yet submitted moves for this evening, I am going to close my eyes, grade some papers and hope against hope that they're in by 930, because if they're not I reserve the right to be the only one who moves. Booyah, happy halloween, you guys are hella stupid

-Archduke Lame Duc